When cat finally wakes you up. Stumble downstairs as your feet don’t work right away.
Peer into coffee carafe of leftover coffee. Squint and look for mold.
See none. Pour into class with ice. Add Calorie Countdown Milk and Splenda…
Take a few fortifying sips. Ignore its staleness. Try not to choke as your force down your medications with this drink.
Stumble down next flight of stairs to feed cavy.
Take your “homemade ice coffee” and put on NHL network so you can watch the Sabres lose. Again.